Chapter 1: The Surprising List

Have you ever thought about items you wouldn't purchase, even if they were virtually free? This article delves into those surprising choices. We’ll explore what some people absolutely refuse to buy or subscribe to, even with a staggering 99.99% discount. The insights here are curated from a viral Q&A that received significant attention, so the items listed below have been voted on by thousands.

Let’s uncover what people deem unworthy of their money, even at such an enticing price reduction.

Section 1.1: USA Today

At the top of the list is USA Today, which received overwhelming votes for being unworthy of purchase, even at 99.99% off. For those unfamiliar, USA Today is an American daily newspaper and news broadcasting company, boasting an average print circulation of 159,233 as of 2022.

A comment from a user reads: "I used to spend 50 cents daily on it years ago, and now they’re advertising $1 for an entire year. That’s a whopping 99.23% off—and I still don’t want it."

Section 1.2: LinkedIn Premium

I tried USA Today with a free trial, but I realized it’s not worth the expense unless you’re a recruiter looking for a specific group of individuals.

One user commented: "Whenever I receive a notification like ‘You’re being noticed, 6 people viewed your profile this week,’ I think, well done to the recruiters who are still doing their jobs."

Section 1.3: Trump Sneakers

I wasn’t even aware of the existence of Trump sneakers until today. After a quick search, I discovered that there’s a website dedicated to selling them—gettrumpsneakers.com—and it’s sold out!?

A user remarked: "This answers the question of what I would never buy, even at a 99.99% discount. In fact, I’d need to be paid to wear them once."

Chapter 2: The Unwanted Essentials

The first video titled "What Would You Never Buy Even if it Was 99.99% Off? (r/AskReddit) #shorts" humorously explores similar sentiments about unwanted purchases.

Section 2.1: Single Ply Toilet Paper

Next on the list is single-ply toilet paper, known for its thinness and ineffectiveness. It often requires more sheets and can tear easily, leading to a frustrating experience.

One user shared: "Cheap toilet paper is a waste. You end up using twice as much and going through it more quickly than thicker alternatives."

Section 2.2: HP Printers

HP inkjet printers are notorious for their high ink costs and frequent cartridge replacements, leading many to question their value.

A user quipped: "I loved running out of ink and putting in a new one, only to find I couldn’t use it because I wasn't subscribed to fresh ink."

Section 2.3: Starbucks Oleato

The Oleato, a coffee drink from Starbucks infused with olive oil, has received mixed reviews. Many find it overly creamy and unappealing.

Comments include: "When I heard about olive oil coffee, I thought, ‘Great, now I have lube for my diarrhea.’ One person took a sip and nearly vomited!"

Section 2.4: Black Eyed Peas

Even Black Eyed Peas, the musical group, have found themselves in this unwanted category, as some grocery stores are selling them for just $0.01, yet they remain unsold.

A user humorously noted: "During the pandemic, when people hoarded food, I was shocked that all the beans were gone except for black-eyed peas!"

Final Thoughts

These examples illustrate a variety of items that people refuse to purchase, even at drastically reduced prices. Other notable mentions include anything sold by the Kardashians, Joel Osteen's books, products from MLMs, an X-nee-Twitter subscription, and meals at Salt Bae's restaurant.

Let me know in the comments what other items you think deserve a spot on this list!